The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate
open. --Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Beauty is only a light switch away. --Perkins Library,
Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my
standards. --Houghton Library, Harvard University.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how
are you?" --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? --
The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
and tired of putting up with her s&*t. --Men's Room,
Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. --Bentley's
House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg,
Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married! --
Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God
--The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--Revolution Books. New York, New York.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it. --Women's restroom,
Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.